The new Stan Strategy is all about them….
Joe Biden: “Seriously, Stan. Where was I? Oh yeah. I’m not a pussy cat. Truth. Remember those pirates off the coast of Somalia? I was like, “You know what, Rahm, we just should tell B-Rock to have some of our ninjas pop some caps into their skinny asses. At night. From a moving position. Onto a moving target. Through glass. Bobbing up and down. Three simultaneous head shots. Like at a carnival. That’s what I told B-Rock he should do. And he did it. And you know what? I was right. Ninjas are so TOTALLY where it’s at.”
The Man: …
Joe Biden: “And afterward, Rahm was like, “Excellent suggestion broseph — I mean Joseph! — Make those skinnies think twice before messing with Uncle Sam.”
Read the whole thing. Funny.as.heck.