This will be better. This promises to be a spectacle not seen since Britney’s divorce.
A Somali teenager arrived to face what are believed to be the first piracy charges in the United States in more than a century, smiling but saying nothing as he was led into a federal building under heavy guard.
Abduhl Wali-i-Musi, the sole surviving Somali pirate from the hostage-taking of an American ship captain, was to appear in a courtroom Tuesday on what were expected to be piracy and hostage-taking charges.
1) This guy is probably being treated better as a prisoner of the US than he ever has running free in Somalia.
2) Why is there a Somali Justice Advocacy Center in America, and how the HELL did it end up being in Minnesota??